Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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A mate of mine has three bollocksSeriously. I've seen them. All in one sack. The circumstances under which I saw them I'll leave to your imagination. A few hours later, we were fully clothed and sat on the sofa singing along to the theme tune from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. His girlfriend, sat between the two of us, looked absolutely disgusted with herself.
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:41,
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He'd stuck his cock in your mouthwhilst his girlfriend pegged you with a strap-on?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 21 Feb 2015, 17:54,
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are they all connected and plumbed in correctly?That'd be a powerful spunk-trumpet that with three ball jet.
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YepHe has the highest sex drive of anyone I've ever met. I suspect that these two facts are not unrelated
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My mate has only got one... I think I know what's happened, here.
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