Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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A boy at school climbed over the railings for a short cut,slipped and a spike went through his face.
His angle to the fence was crucial in his survival, the spike entering the crescent shape below his bottom jaw, piercing his palate and emerging through his cheekbone. Inevitably he was badly scarred but he was a positive sort of lad and was later heard to confide, "Well at least I don't have to be an identical twin any more."
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 25 Feb 2015, 13:18,
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