Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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It ain't funnyMy mate has a fear of clowns (coulrophobia). After a bit of googling my three searches took me from 'scary clown' to 'harlequin' and finally 'harlequin ichthyosis'. Should have stopped searching at step two.
Tip: If you find yourself looking up 'harlequin ichthyosis' and feel troubled / saddened by your findings remember it helps to share it with someone. Thank you QOTW.
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Harlequin icthyosis was just one of the many links I sent my mate when his missus was expecting their first(
emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:10,
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loledgy
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Oh man, I love ichthyosauruses(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 17:23,
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I was bored of sleep anyway.(, Thu 26 Feb 2015, 21:53, closed)
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