Things you can't unsee...The Eightball Says Yes wimpers, "Waiting for a bus on Upper Street, Islington twenty years ago I was approached by a very old and very potty woman. She must have been 80.
"She was licking her lips salaciously and saying 'fuck me, fuck me.' She then lifted her skirt to show me her fanny. I looked, I ran, I wish I could rinse my mind out, but the image remains."
Tell us and the internet what you cannot unsee
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chthonic, Fri 13 Feb 2015, 13:42)
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NEW QUESTION OF THE WEEKIf sugar and spice and all things nice are what little girls are made of, why do they taste of kippers?
(Apparently)
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You're leaving them out of the freezer too long.(
clockworkrat has nice pants, Fri 27 Feb 2015, 20:36,
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So I take it you're either a virgin, or have only ever slept with skanks who don't wash very often?Lolgutted either way.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 1 Mar 2015, 17:16,
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Were you aware of a whooshing noise as the joke passed overhead?(, Sun 1 Mar 2015, 20:32, closed)
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