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"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.

(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Another little known fact
I'm sure it's the law that if your horn sounds for more then 5 seconds, and they don't get out of the way, you're not just legally, but almost obliged to run them over.
True. I read it on t'internet.
This very page, actually.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:25, 1 reply)
Ooh, I'll remember that in future.
The temptation to just drive slowly through the crowd of adolescent arse-wipes is palpable some mornings.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:35, closed)
Many moons ago
Some kids were playing silly buggers near Lee Valley ice rink, jumping in front of cars as they entered the car park.
One did it to me, so I pressed the clutch down and revved my engine, as if I was going to run him over.

Unfortunately, he almost shat himself, and fell over. Me with one foot on the clutch, the other on the accelerator didn't have time to get to the brakes, as I coasted towards him.

Just missed the bugger by a couple of inches.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 14:46, closed)
Of course, I wouldn't actually do this.
But I am allowed the odd daydream about it.
(, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 15:11, closed)

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