Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Last summerMy friends and I decided that a beach trip was in order. Ian drew the short straw, and ended up driving one carload of people, including me. Ian is, frankly, not the best driver in the world. We had several near misses on the way with Ian pulling up mere millimetres from cars in front of us, having not seen them until the last minute. Naturally on the way back we were berating him for his driving style as we followed Laura's car down the dual carrigeway. Eventually as we approached a roundabout, he snapped. He swivelled in his seat to face me and shouted "SHUT THE FUCK UP! MY DRIVING IS FINE!"
With that he drove straight into the back of Laura's car which had, unnoticed by him, come to a halt at the roundabout.
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MatJ LOOK, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 13:28,
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