carzilla
my first ever car was a really old J reg nissan micra, who I named "Carzilla" just because of its fearlessness of everything! it had proper charactor and i loved him. that car never broke down for the whole 5 years i had him until its cambelt broke and killed him off proper!

the story is about my next banger/car "nissalini frankenmicra" (T reg). It had been "bad boyed up" with alloys and all extra surprises that i would find after i had bought it, like the rear windwiper not working, the inside lights not working, and tons of screws missing everywhere, including what held the gearbox thingy down (it came away while changing gear one day! - very scary!) also the clutch recently went and i have called out breakdown 3 times in the last year for this death-mobile!

but what really makes me wonder is why men feel the need to abuse this car!! (ive had it 1 year!)

its had its windscreen broken (news years eve), its been bled on, its had cling film wrapped around it and i dont know why, but it has been pee'd on twice! once in a tesco carback and the 2nd in a club carpark! GROSS!!!! why men why?

im saving for hopefully a nice car no. 3. - not a nissan!
(piggietress, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:08, 4 replies)

The Nissan Micra
is an affront to all men, everywhere.

Even ones like me, who can't drive, and don't actually care about cars. That's how bad they are.

The Honda Accord, on the other hand....
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:11, closed)

It's because it's a Nissan Micra
which is well known for its ability to frustrate millions of motorists every day by always being at the front of every slow moving traffic queue.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 12:33, closed)

Are you convinced it was men doing the pissing?
I've seen some women doing some vertical-stylie water leakage before...

Or was that some strange dream i once had? Golden showers - not my idea of fun at all.
( Another_tragic_case wished he hadn't eaten all the cake, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 13:39, closed)

ok
no more micras for me then! point taken!

and yes! i'm pretty sure it was a male pee'er both times. the 1st time on the boot of my car in a trail from the top to the bottom of the boot door in a perfect stream line!

the 2nd similar to the boot, but on the passenger door going over the handle!!!! (about 3 months after the 1st pee'ing incident)

i dont think women could do that, or would even want to! - i know it wouldnt accur to me to pee on a random car!
(piggietress, Fri 23 Apr 2010, 14:40, closed)