I've never had a driver's licence...
...but I pick up my new push-bike tomorrow - woo and yay :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:07, 7 replies)

Hooray!
The great thing about cycling is that the road traffic laws don't apply, so you can do what you like.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:39, closed)

Oh, I love
the smell of trolling in the morning. Shut up, V.

Have fun on the new pushy, bloke!
( Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:58, closed)

Hahahaha chill, baby. It's just a bit of fun.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:04, closed)

Well chilled, just bored
of that very dull thread.
( Fronds are waving gently on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:00, closed)

And as everyone knows...
...fun doesn't necessarily need to be based in fact.

And yes Fronds, I'm having tremendous fun, at least now I've fitted flipper-feet-friendly pedals instead of the barbie-doll-feet size ones that came with it :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:58, closed)

Topic Fail....
The only people who ride push bikes are...

a) teachers
b) teenagers
c) lycra loving peoples
d) politicians looking for votes
e) chav drug dealers
f) tweed loving oldies

Thank you for doing the world a favour, the more tree huggers we manage to keep on the pavements the better.

All my love the troll
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:44, closed)

I would be...
...none of the above, thereby making you:

a) wrong
b) a cunt*

Funny how those two so often go hand-in-hand on here.

*To me, that's what 'troll' means in online forum terms.
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:57, closed)