Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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And if you told that to the kids today,they wouldn't believe you.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:08, 1 reply)
That's because kids are thickI'd just make all twelve of them line up in a queue and then I'd rest my broom-on across all of their shoulders whilst burping along all of their haircuts.
Then I'd do a plopsie on a dockleaf and ride away on my skateboard on my belly like a stunt tortoise.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:11,
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Kids today...huh, don't know they're born, eh.
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I did. I got a video. clots all over my face. I even sucked in a bit and drank one.(
Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:15,
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*boke*(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:19, closed)
Don't worry, I didn't digest it. I burped it back up out my nose and my mum kept it in an earring case.wanna have a look?
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:23,
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Only ifit looks like solidified unicorn farts. I like them.
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