I won't go in to the whole long and boring story
So here's the shortened version.

Brother rented a car, on last day came out to find massive deep scratch down the passenger side. Dropped car back of to rental place and told them about scratch. Sat for over an hour filling in paperwork etc before they checked the car documents. Written under notes was. Large deep scratch on passenger side.
( Peej, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:21, 3 replies)

Same thing happened to me
Shitting myself over a chip in the windscreen, only to check the documents as we pulled up at Enterprise - the lady had marked it on the sheet but failed to mention it to us
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 10:50, closed)

Someone stoved in the side of car when parked up
So the insurance people brought me a hire car, a 6 month old VW Passat. I went over that car like a scenes of crimes officer picking out absolutely everything before I signed for it.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 11:48, closed)

I recently hired a van from Sixt and spent the entire weekend terrified I'd scratch it
But more recently we borrowed the knackered transit from the missus's work. It's so scratched and dented that when someone back-ended me in a queue of traffic I didn't even bother getting out of the van to check the damage, just drove off admiring their creased bumper in the side-mirrors.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 12:08, closed)