Cars"Here in my car", said 80s pop hero Gary Numan, "I feel safest of all". He obviously never shared the same stretch of road as me, then. Automotive tales of mirth and woe, please.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 12:34)
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Witness StatementI received a letter today from the police saying I have 7 days to write a witness statement and draw a pretty picture with crayons because some twunt rolled his car 8 times. Didn't even see it, I was just the first on scene of the accident and helped the ambulance crew. Bloody teenagers and their "I wasn't speeding, honest, there was a dip in the road and that's why I lost control. Didn't you see it too?". err.. "No?". 8 bloody times, yeah, you must have been doing 60 to do that...
Happened over 6 months ago too...
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:21, 3 replies)
Reminds me of a guy who trashed a McLaren F1First guy on the scene asked what happened, ti be told "Well, you know. Cold tyres"
Cold tyres. In a 30mph limit, really?
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trashing a McLaren F1is a heartbreaking thought. They're gorgeous cars.
Veyrons can just fuck off.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 21:47,
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Yeah, ^ thisThe photo of the destroyed McLaren made me feel really sad.
I'd still love a ride in a Veyron though...
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:57, closed)
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