I was at a house party
and was staying over, they had an attic room with two double beds in. The owner of the house was the ex boyfriend of the girl I was with but he seemed cool and let us stay in the attic room together. We retired up there and got down to some serious shagging. The filthy cow had just told me to stick it in her arse and I had just obliged when two other people walked in to the room. I thought they would realise what we were doing and quietly disappear. Instead they went to the other bed and started fucking the life out of each other. Put me right off my stroke I can tell you.
( Peej, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:00, 2 replies)

should have swapped at half time!

(waxdart hello., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 12:10, closed)

Or
Played doubles.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:58, closed)