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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Mum
A few years back I was laying on my bed, tugging myself silly whilst listening to music through my earphones. I had my eyes closed as I tried to delve into the back of my wank bank.

The music was quite loud, so I didn't hear my mum knock at the door. She walked in with a tray of tea and biscuits, and saw me frantically pulling my plonker. Things got worse. She pulled my earphones out and put them to her ear.

"Celine Dion??!!".

It was. I had been caught listening to Celine Dion. The shame.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 13:57, closed)
Is that her codeword for...
...Blowjob son?
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:08, closed)
Hahahahaha
ahahahahahha.
(, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:08, closed)

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