When your dog greets you at the front door with a used condom dangling from his chops
you can guess what your teenage son and his girlfriend have been up to.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:15, 10 replies)

Fucking the dog?
You should have a word about that.
(Cave Duck, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:23, closed)

this
definitely.
(Archeleus hates cabbage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:29, closed)

Cruel humor!
Cruel because I guffawed, spit out part of the fruit I'd just bit into and earned the glares of all around me in my sweatshop.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:09, closed)

How dare you, Sir?
It was a MALE dog.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:32, closed)

Even more reason to have a word about it.

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 8:24, closed)

Cave Duck's reply is the best thing that will be posted this week.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:42, closed)

How about...
...when your dog comes into your bedroom from your brothers room, nudges your hand to wake you up, and deposits a used condom on your floor before leaving?
(Corbo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 14:26, closed)

Did he train the dog to do that?
Just showing off, I'd say.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:34, closed)

Or,
how about when you ask your dear friends to look after your dog while you're away for the weekend, and they find a used condom in his poo?
(chase, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 4:59, closed)

But at least you know...
.. they are being sensible about it.
( Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:41, closed)