Let me get this right
While you drank your tea, your mum had a wank, came into your room, and put the wanky rag on your bedside table?
(Corbo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:03, 1 reply)

I know
this story is absolutely outrageous. My friend told me the exact same thing.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:25, closed)

That's suspicious
I think everyone has a 'friend of a friend' whose headphone-wearing mum came into their room and wanked quietly, but wasn't noticed because the friend of a friend' was drinking tea.

I call shenanigans
(teebie jeebie, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 15:32, closed)

And we all know that women deposit their semen in tissue
unlike boys, who use socks.
( BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 16:16, closed)