yeah man one time there was rain going on and i was with this girl and her twin
and we were doing the naughty but her roommate was in the chair across the room and we hadn't spotted her and just as i came on my girlfriends face she showed me her flange and i hit her from the other side of the room as im virile and she got pregnant and my girlfriend got face pregnant and grew a tumour
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:29, 6 replies)

it's funny because you're a nonce.

( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:31, closed)

i don't think i am
i'm 99% sure i've never touched a child in a sexual way

so i think i'm in the clear here
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:32, closed)

also my sig line clearly states i am not a nonce
please learn to read tia
(Dr. Geoff Honkington woof, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:33, closed)

fair does,
whatever keeps you on your toes when you're fucking children.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 15:34, closed)

made me choke
On my clark bar
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:13, closed)

Rah!
Bit strong? Who put the jam *in* your doughnut?

As an aside...

Should it be "donut" or "doughnut"?
(SatchmoR No, mummy, don't put knitting needles in my ears!, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:11, closed)