
MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?
( , Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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Why did you get a tattoo done in Hebrew if you're not familiar with the language? Not a criticism, just curious. I like a bit of the ink myself so I'm always interested to find out why people get things done.
( , Sun 6 Jun 2010, 20:53, 1 reply)

Have the exact same chinese symbol. One says it's her brother's name(deceased) and the other girls says hers is inspiration. I don't have the heart to tell them.
( , Sun 6 Jun 2010, 22:24, closed)

"Number thirty-two with egg-fried-rice"...
I sank you!
( , Mon 7 Jun 2010, 10:53, closed)

and a few summers back we were sitting in a pub garden by the river when a local herbert strutted past, t-shirt removed and tucked into his jeans lest it impair his carrying of two massive invisible carpets. as he passed us we saw he had some MASSIVE chinese characters inked across his back. The wife erupts into laughter, and I assume its because of the guy was a complete tool.
Once she'd wiped the tears from her eyes she told me that instead of 'power', or whatever he had asked for, the tattoo actually read-
'THIS DOESN'T ACTUALLY MEAN ANYTHING'
( , Mon 7 Jun 2010, 11:11, closed)
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