caught short
Owing to a massive clerical error, on my paper round I had turned the front of my light-green tracksuit dark green.

Arriving home, with mum in the kitchen, I took a small towel from the outside bog - the size that would James Bond think twice before throwing to a dripping blonde for fear of a sexual harassment suit - wrapped it around my middle and samba'd through the house in the hope that I'd look like so much of a twat that no-one would notice I'd pissed myself.
( nightbuffalo needs more duct tape, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 2:25, 2 replies)

did it work?

(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 6:17, closed)

We're dealing with a 13 year that wets himself, what do you think?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 7:45, closed)