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MJPerry asks: Masturbating, stealing, making the cat dance... when did someone catch you doing something you wanted to remain secret?

(, Thu 3 Jun 2010, 14:01)
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No Me But Him
I love Mr 3cats dearly but is has to be said I am the one that gets things done round the house. One day on arriving home from work I was feeling too tired to make dinner for us so decided to go upstairs for a nap to revive myself. I came downstairs after an hour to find him sitting in his pants, with two empty crisp packets beside him, eating ice cream with a fork, the same fork that he had just used to eat couscous from a cup. In a superb moment of recovery he loudly claimed “See what happens when you’re not around!!!”
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 14:29, 3 replies)

Is he my ex? He did exactly the same thing once - only with him it was a jar of Haywards extra strong pickled onions (including the vinegar) and a box of black liquorice sticks.

The bathroom was never the same again.
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 18:08, closed)
He's not your ex as he can't stand liquorice, mind you he cannot be trusted with pickled onions. Quite often he will come through from the kitcken with the jar, a fork and a defiant look. The go to bed with an ouchie tummy!
(, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 19:46, closed)
Hope Pink Goddess doesn't read this
But I am *so* stealing that :-D
(, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 20:40, closed)

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