dirtiness awaits you
While at Uni I took a girl home to meet the folks one weekend. The journey was 120 miles on the train and all the way there I was a walking sex hormone, luckily the carriage was pretty quiet. However once back home, we were kept busy seeing a lot of family friends and finally got to bed so late, we just fell asleep.

Next morning at sunrise, I considered a nice bit of muff munching would be a great start to the day for her, she agreed.

My Mother walked into the room at that point, saw what I was doing and let out a gargled squeak before she walked right back out again, firmly shutting the door.

Breakfast was a somewhat restrained affair that morning. Happy days...
( Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 11:45, 10 replies)

Mmmm ... muff diving ...

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:10, closed)

*stops the clock*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:10, closed)

*doesn't stop the rock*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:13, closed)

*stops the cock*?

( elgordo, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:42, closed)

*rocks the clock*

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 12:48, closed)

*cocks a rock*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:07, closed)

*rocks your cock*
Erm, this can only go badly from here...
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 13:18, closed)

*ahh*

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Thu 10 Jun 2010, 2:13, closed)

But why
would you need breakfast after that?
(DEADLINK 's head is spinning like a child in a tumble dryer, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 18:35, closed)

Breakfast of champions

( snee held his breath since, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:20, closed)