Once upon a time....
I once fell asleep in class at school. The teacher had shut the shades, dimmed the lights and stuck on a boring video. I quickly fell asleep with my head resting in my hands. Apparently at some point during the hours lesson I had begun snoring, which alerted the little fuck next to me, who promptly, and quietly, let the teacher know I was asleep.

Luckily this teacher was more of a prankster than a twat, as I woke up to him gently shaking me, telling me it was gone past 6pm and all the buses had gone, and that I would have to stay the night with him. This was confirmed by the clock on the wall and the absence of the whole class.

Cue me thinking I was about to be bummed, I pushed everything into my bag and tried to run away. I got to the door to realise the whole class were outside and proceeded to fall about in laughter as I tried to escape the potential rape dungeon.

It turns out my teacher had quietly led the whole class outside, turned the clocks forward, and woke me, to make me panic about missing my bus. I nearly had a fucking heart attack, and never even blinked in his lessons ever again.
(g-rex, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 17:22, 3 replies)

Fucking genius
Clicky click
( ousgg is not seeking approval, Tue 8 Jun 2010, 22:29, closed)

When we were learning about 1984 in English
I missed a class because I was sick. The next time I showed up, he got the entire class to act as if I had been at the last class and so didn't need any catching up. Amazingly, everyone did a pretty good job and I was starting to freak out until they all cracked up laughing, the fuckers.
(ElGranto, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 8:25, closed)

That
is how to teach.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 9:18, closed)