Being as you appear to be remaking the entire board in your image, I'd like to point out that I've always stuck up for your "Death of a Facilties Support Unit" story retelling of a genuine anecdote from one of your many incarnations.

So leave me alone, yeah? We're cool.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:53, 1 reply)

I'm not remaking anything sweetie
It's others wishing me death in fires and shit.

My lovely sweetiez!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Mon 29 Sep 2014, 23:58, closed)

If you could die in a pile of burning shit,
I think we'd all be most appreciative.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 10:55, closed)

My toaster caught fire this morning
So your dreams almost came true sweetie!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:03, closed)

why would a time traveller need a toaster?
Anywhere in the universe has had a fire in or near it at some point. Just send the bread to that time and bring it back 3 minutes later. Or rather sooner if the fire was a star
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:14, closed)

My TARDIS is broken sweetie
That's why I am trapped here with all you....

...sweeties...

Sweetie!

HTH
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:25, closed)

*puts hand up* Ooh! I know, I know!!
It's because it's* NOT a time traveller. It's just a sad, lonely, pervy, weird, teenage** Dr Who fan with too much time on its hands, and a lack of imagination caused by lack of real human interaction?

What do I win?

*because it's now pretending to be female. Jeez.

**God I hope it's teenage - it would be horrendous if it was older
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:28, closed)

OK, you dont like Skagra, getting that....
I actually find him/her moderately amusing. I dont care what age he or she is, or in fact what age any of you are. His previous incarnation was pretty much my ideal Dr.Who / Malcolm Tucker hybrid. The current one is odd to say the least but there's genuine creativity in Skagra's postings

And I like that even when she comes up with a deeply odd and somewhat disturbing offering like this weeks magnum opus.
(Carpe Cyprinidae, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:37, closed)

Thanks sweetie
XXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:54, closed)

^Words fail me

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:59, closed)

Apparently not
sadly!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)

I think the done thing is to say
'Upset Online'

ha ha!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:54, closed)

Close, but the 'done thing' is to start a fire and die in it

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:00, closed)

My toaster etc
Come on pudding brains, is fire all you got?!


XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:01, closed)

No, but I am enjoying these SHORT AND TO THE POINT* replies
*hint: You're usually long-winded and boring as shit
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:04, closed)

Thanks sweetie
Special kisses 4or U

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXX XX
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:05, closed)

Awwww that's sweet, but wouldn't you be better spending this time fixing your TARDIS?*
*Or quitting pretending and getting a life**
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:09, closed)

My... my God... YOU'RE RIGHT!
I'm going to STOP pretending to be this Doctor Skagra character, and start living a normal life - the life of who I really am, Cedric Hooper of 25 Meopham Gardens, Hackney Wick.

Time to put all this 'Time Lord' stuff behind me - and - and - be... A MAN!!!

Nah not reely.

I AM DOCTOR SKAGRA

My breasts are small, but pert.

AND I AM A TIME LADY.

Deal.

Sweetie X
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:13, closed)

Ah, so close!
I nearly managed to drag you back from the brink then and in to reality.

Hey ho - nothing left now but to up the meds.
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:15, closed)

Of course you did dear.
Ha ha

I bet you googled that address!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:21, closed)

No
Why would I? I don't care about what you have to say.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (because you forgot the kisses)
(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:22, closed)

The feeling
is mutual.

MWAH!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:23, closed)