Celebrity puns
Sod you all, I'm not going to do any puns on the title of this QOTW. Last week I sweated my hairy bollocks off to come up with "née Boors", "Neigh Bourse", "nae boars", "ney bores", "Nay Boors", "Nair burrs", "neigh beurres", "Nye bores", "Nayib oars" and "knee brrrrrs", and I was sure a couple would make it onto the Best of page. But I've just bloody checked and no pun in ten did!
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:02, 8 replies)

That's coz they were shit
like this.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:05, closed)

I'm only replying because I like spikey's sig.
One of my favourite film quotes "he wants his hand back"
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:15, closed)

If you google cundalinis arm
I come out top!!!
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

Nice

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:48, closed)

That makes me famous
therefore I am a celebrity. You should post a tale about meeting me here.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 15:24, closed)

Must try harder cockbrush
I thus demote you to Private.
( rofl harris, Thu 8 Oct 2009, 14:15, closed)

I actually groaned
not good.
(British Steel was participating in awesomeness on, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 9:17, closed)

Maybe because
they are really crap, and when I get to the point where I realise what's happening, instead of wanting to click "I like this" I actually want to click "go to this knobends house and kick his fucking teeth in"
So yea, it's good that you're not going to do this any more.
(b3ta_polis, Sun 11 Oct 2009, 19:58, closed)