Cowardice
David Cameron came into my office the other week to give us a pep talk (some people here handle the Conservative party advertising account) and I got the opportunity to talk to him. I'd been mulling over what I'd say to him, how witty and sarcastic I should be, and then emboldened by four free bottles of Beck's I spotted my chance.

As he came over I shook his hand and mumbled "It's an honour to meet you, Mr. Cameron."

What? He's going to be the next PM, I don't want to make an enemy of him.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 12:56, 8 replies)

...
I'd've asked if I could borrow his wife.

I know, it's wrong. But still...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:17, closed)

But, but, but....
She's really not that hot. Really don't get why so many people seem to be so keen.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 13:58, closed)

I agree.
That's what's so strange about it.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 14:10, closed)

Same reason people seemed to be interested in Palin?

(Scritty Bakerman., Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:44, closed)

Well
some people enjoyed his travel series.

...what?
(kitescreech still here, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 20:06, closed)

Me too...
She'd love it as well...
( snee held his breath since, Wed 14 Oct 2009, 14:04, closed)

I would have
shot myself in the face. That's how strongly I want to tell him how I dread his inevitable coming to power. We are fucked!
( Rookie You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel, Fri 9 Oct 2009, 16:27, closed)

The inevitability of doom
You could have done us all a favour and nutted some character into him. Gawdelpus if those with short - or no - memories vote that slimeball and his slimy cohorts into power.
(The Jannie, Sat 10 Oct 2009, 19:58, closed)