Aussie chat up technique
The new blonde receptionist at work had the most truly wonderful norks. She had agreed somewhat unwisely to have a drink with myself and an Aussie colleague after work. Following a few beverages he piped up with "I bet you 50p I can make your tits move without touching them".

A bit taken aback she said "Oh. Alright then. Go on."

He then proceeded to rub her tits vigorously with his hands.

Following this, he shrugged, dug 50p out of his pocket and gave it to her saying "Fair enough. You win."
( String Theory sometimes feeds the sparrows too, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 12:46, 5 replies)

Hm...
I'd've slapped your Aussie friend
(insomniac girl all my best things are in hock, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:09, closed)

crap tits?

(omnishambles ™ has been fucking things up big style since, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:15, closed)

A friend of mine (also Aussie) has done this...
...but with the last line "that was worth 50p".
( sanityclause is waiting until, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:14, closed)

I've seen this done
but never had the nerve to risk it (or the sexual harassment charges) myself.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:22, closed)

They are a class race
If she’d fallen for his charms she could have been on the receiving end of the Australian version of foreplay…“Brace yer self Sheila”
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:30, closed)