Late bloomer
I was never much of a ladies' man growing up - living on an RAF station with girls my age a rarity, and being sent to a boys' boarding school then a public school that only had Sixth Form girls didn't help much (thanks, parents!). When I did reach the Lower Sixth, and seemed to hit it off with a new girl, a house prefect benignly asked me if I was going to ask her out. "Out where?" I enquired, having taken the question literally.

/hangs head in shame.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 13:24, 1 reply)

ha
my friends girlfriend said to him 'i cant see you anymore'
he said 'why?? am i turning invisible again?'
pretty quick for someone who'd just got dumped
(ignoramusaurus, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 14:09, closed)