guys
if you want to pull a girl, do not - i repeat DO NOT - saunter over to her and say "you don't sweat much for a fat lass"
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 20:24, 6 replies)

What?
We're supposed to say she *does* sweat a lot?
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:20, closed)

sweat shouldn't be mentioned at all

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:21, closed)

Do however re watch/listen to all your old Mike Harding recordings, you'll be the better for it.
(Benzyl, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 0:08, closed)

i know not of this mike harding
but i have had some fucker use this line on me. all he got was a slap.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:22, closed)

hee hee
Someone once used that line on me, i laughed a lot, right into bed with him.
Well id fancied him for ages and he always made me laugh
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 19:21, closed)

the bloke who tried it on me
had a face like a bag of smacked twats
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 23:50, closed)