I have found a fool proof way of getting any girl to go out with you.
well any realistic girl anyway.

First of all I become a non-sexual non threatening friend with said girl. Then after 6 or so years of consoling her over her break-ups and heartbreaks swoop in for a sympathy shag.

It might not work if she gets married at any point and it's best to use this technique with 30 or so girls so that in 6 years time you'll look like the fucking Mac daddy.
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:05, 3 replies)

or even better...
reblog.ronenv.com/post/112604291/how-to-have-sex-with-a-friend-who-has-a-boyfriend

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(TheColonel, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 9:59, closed)

That is amazing
If I could grow a good enough beard I'd try that
(NuffMuff fucks shrubbery, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 14:57, closed)

This
xkcd.com/513/
(unclestinky, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 17:25, closed)