Best chat up line I ever heard
...was when I was reading the palm of an old boyfriend a few years ago. We had gone out as teens (nothing serious) and re-met on Fiends Reunited. I was trying to work out whether I wanted to actually shag him after all these years, so I was testing the water with a bit of hand touching (I can't read palms, I was faking.)

"Hmmmm," says I, inspecting his palm, "Interesting."
He replied with a cheeky grin, "Can you tell where this hand is going to be in two hour's time ?"

Sealed the deal for me anyway. I like 'em funny. ;)
(womanwhocanonlylivewithdogs, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 22:26, 3 replies)

Heh... "Fiends Reunited"
I don't why that made me laugh, but it did.
(Helixdaunting, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 1:48, closed)

Clearly
He meant to say that your hand will be in the kitchen.

:p
( glasnt is playing herself off., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 2:46, closed)

Fisting woman
who likes rotweillers, very interesting.
( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 12:52, closed)