she was working as a fire breather's assistant at a club i did lights for
cheeky and fit , we'd been flirting for a few weeks without much real hope on my part but then i found out she wasn't shaging the fire breather as everyone had assumed . When the act was on a circle formed on the floor which she stood at the edge of holding the big flamey torch things , i worked my way through the crowd till i was standing right behind her , put my hand on her left buttock leaned into her and said ' i could do anything i wanted to you just now and you cant move ' I felt her freeze , then look over her shoulder and ever so slightly relax into me . Lasted three years , still friends six years on . .
( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:21, 3 replies)

wasnt quite as rapey as it sounds

( horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 13:24, closed)

Too late...
Rapey Special Branch already contacted, it seems you are well known over their and have a docket rivaling "War and Peace". They are enroute...
(OMG-Hilarious, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 14:10, closed)

It seems only fair to warn you.
The Pedantry Brigade have been alerted after the shocking display of misspelling and breach of grammatical ruling throughout your post.

I suggest you hide the evidence post-haste.
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 9:23, closed)