I'm useless...
27 years old, and I've been single for nearly 11 and a half years.
..
:o(
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Sun 13 Dec 2009, 15:03, 5 replies)

Is that 11 and a half years a total figure out of the 27 or is that just your current streak?
(Pope Jamiroquai III, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 17:54, closed)

I should have said...
That is my current streak
(Code of Post lives at the moment in time that is..., Mon 14 Dec 2009, 8:56, closed)

Are you being a bit hard on yourself?
being single does not necessarily equate to being useless, I would have thought.

Sorry, nothing witty to say, but wanted to give you a cyber hug
(maggotriddendirtbox fast, feral and sharp as a tack since, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:20, closed)

I'm uselesser.
Over 40, and never not been single. Never even had sex with the same person twice. But I can't even claim the pathetic cachet of being a 40-year-old virgin.

At least I can hope the thought that there's someone out there vastly more useless than you cheers you up for Xmas!
(littlesunshine licked your blinky diodes on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 21:48, closed)

You want to get onto the internet, my friend!
Meet lots of women on there, gaggin' for it!
Get on the internet!

Oh, wait...
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Sun 13 Dec 2009, 22:27, closed)