bang bang
13 pints later I walked into the underground bar. I milled around the bar for a while moping on missed oppertunity. I quaffed a 14th pint and spyed a beautiful girl who looked a little lonely. She had stunning figure and a face that looked so angelic. Tho She really was no angel haha.

I thought .oO(Sod this, I'm going for it slap or no slap). So i went over and asked who she was with and where they were. She was with a few ppl that were on the dance floor. Then I randomly said 'ENOUGH CHIT CHAT!' Leant in and pulled.

Twas a good night. 1 Bus later we were at mine, falling about, and then... the bedroom where we f**ked wildly until we broke some planks supporting the matress. Ah that was funny.

WHY CAN'T IT BE THAT EASY ALL THE TIME!?
(Sprite, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:45, 6 replies)

And then, right, I drove over to Mr. T's house in my Honda and punched him square in the face.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:29, closed)

before waking up the next day
to find my mum had made us both a cup of tea and presented me with another World's Best Lover medal.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:34, closed)

ENOUGH CHIT CHAT
DO YOU WANT TO PULL ME NOW? Hold on, I'll just drink another heroic amount of strong continental lager and then we'll go home and do it on each other, like what happens in real life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:43, closed)

I want the contents of your tights now
you AWESOME JUSTICE DEVIL
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:49, closed)

to be fair to you though Sprite
Sometimes it happens easily, sometimes not. I know what you mean.
( djtrialprice, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:00, closed)

Given the subject
And that it's the web, why censor your swears?
( Dervel OTBC, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:15, closed)