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Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
( , Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.
( , Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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Don't remember it, but this is how it was related to me
As I mentioned earlier I don't do chat-up lines. To paraphrase from the film Singles, not having a thing is my thing. I still have a thing but, well, you know what I mean. My friends though gave me a line to deliver - "There's a party in my pants baby, and you're the guest of honour" - and pointed in the direction of the young lady to try it on.
I barely managed to shuffle over to her table without falling over before loudly reciting:
"There's a party in my pants baby..."
There then follows a pause while it's apparent that I've completely forgotten what comes next. Barely a second later I've recovered though and with hands in the air and loud, enthusiastic gusto I complete the line:
"Wahey!"
( , Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:50, 4 replies)
As I mentioned earlier I don't do chat-up lines. To paraphrase from the film Singles, not having a thing is my thing. I still have a thing but, well, you know what I mean. My friends though gave me a line to deliver - "There's a party in my pants baby, and you're the guest of honour" - and pointed in the direction of the young lady to try it on.
I barely managed to shuffle over to her table without falling over before loudly reciting:
"There's a party in my pants baby..."
There then follows a pause while it's apparent that I've completely forgotten what comes next. Barely a second later I've recovered though and with hands in the air and loud, enthusiastic gusto I complete the line:
"Wahey!"
( , Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:50, 4 replies)
thank you
You've just expertly pointed who I was as cool and stylish as. I think I've come a long way in the ten years since then.
( , Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:04, closed)
You've just expertly pointed who I was as cool and stylish as. I think I've come a long way in the ten years since then.
( , Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:04, closed)
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