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Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.

(, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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Don't remember it, but this is how it was related to me
As I mentioned earlier I don't do chat-up lines. To paraphrase from the film Singles, not having a thing is my thing. I still have a thing but, well, you know what I mean. My friends though gave me a line to deliver - "There's a party in my pants baby, and you're the guest of honour" - and pointed in the direction of the young lady to try it on.

I barely managed to shuffle over to her table without falling over before loudly reciting:

"There's a party in my pants baby..."

There then follows a pause while it's apparent that I've completely forgotten what comes next. Barely a second later I've recovered though and with hands in the air and loud, enthusiastic gusto I complete the line:

"Wahey!"
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:50, 4 replies)
is that you Cheggers?

(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:56, closed)
thank you
You've just expertly pointed who I was as cool and stylish as. I think I've come a long way in the ten years since then.
(, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:04, closed)
Wahey!
It's shaped exactly like a thingee!!!
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 0:23, closed)
This is so fucking cool.
I definitely would.
(, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:20, closed)

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