Bad start
5 years ago I walked into a pub with my friend beastman to meet mutual friend Muffo.

Muffo had brought a picture of lovliness along with her, blue eyes, blonde hair, bumps in the right places. Wow I thought.

Her first words to me? "you don't remember me do you".

Cringe. "errr should I?" *nervous laugh*. "You kissed me when you were 14 (10 years ago).....and then you went upstairs and kissed my best friend".

What do you say? "yeah, sorry about that, let me get you a drink to make up for it".

5 years later and we're counting down the weeks to our wedding :)
(Corbo, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 13:52, 3 replies)

Result!
Congratulations!
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 14:09, closed)

revenge
watch it mate, women dont forget/forgive anything.....

she'll be insisting on a life insurance policy next and then wham! you're in a box at the bottom of the river and shes living in mexico!


have a nice wedding though :)
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:52, closed)

Yay!
click
( The Helpful Bear, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:24, closed)