The Dome - Palace of Filth
Several years ago I worked in the not-so-fondly remembered Dome nightclub in Tufnell Park, North London. One Saturday, having finished my shift, I began drinking heavily in a bid to get a drunk as I could before the club closed an hour later and hence get at least some enjoyment out of my Saturday night. Several double vodka red bulls and a go in the mosh pit later, I walked into the toilets to be met with the sight of a man having a blazing row with his girlfriend. Also in the loo was what I could only presume to be a friend of his girlfriend who was very evidently sticking her oar is into the row.

Turning to me, this man whom I had never set eyes on before said “do me a favour and get rid of her mate” (pointing to his girlfriends’ pal), “I’m trying to talk to my girlfriend”.

Quick as a flash, I grabbed her hand and led her into one of the cubicles whereby we began to frantically do the French kissing. Roughly two minutes later she was happily kneeling on the piss-strewn floor, sucking me off. A blow job within minutes of meeting a girl. I didn’t even know her name.

To be fair, from what I recall she wasn’t the best looking girl in the world, and her technique wasn’t very up to scratch. As a result, after 15 minutes or so of her clumsily slobbering over my cock I was still nowhere near close to blowing my beans.


Looking up at me, what she said next haunts my dreams to this day...

“That’s strange, the other guy couldn’t come either”


Other guy? What other fucking guy?? On another night she must have meant, surely...
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:37, 6 replies)

I know the dome
it IS a place of filth and pikeys
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 15:52, closed)

Did she have any teeth?

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:33, closed)

My flat's just near the Dome
This post reminds me of the fun I used to have dressing up like a fucking ugly woman, going to the Dome and sucking off random strangers in the toilets while kneeling on the pissy floor... oh... hang on...
( SpankyHanky, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 16:37, closed)

eeeewww
there's a place like that around here, it's called the grafton.
now, i may not be the epitome of ladylike elegance and sophistication, but even i wouldn't drink in the grafton.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 17:55, closed)

I love the Grafton! £20 in all you can drink.....
(Madmont, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:34, closed)

it was my mate
telling me that she sucked a bloke off under a table, whilst others watched, that put me off the place
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 20:45, closed)