My sister was a barmaid for a while.
She claimed this line was a winner.

Shall I hang around till closing time or should I just fuck off now?

PS - Don't get this the wrong way round. (Think about it)
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:15, 3 replies)

where does your sister work?

( The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 19:34, closed)

Doesn't make sense the other way round, does it?

Shall I fuck around till closing time or should I just hang off now?
(ubergeekian, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 22:00, closed)

Sex or death, my friend.

Sex or death.
(HarryTheMole whatever's on my finger is going in your mouth, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 1:47, closed)