How do you get a fat bird into bed?
Piece of cake!
(Beelzebub's Ball Bag is pleasuring your wife on, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:31, 3 replies)

Funnily enough
it's the same answer to get her out of bed too.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:41, closed)

Either that or give her the two-for-one coupon
for Big Macs you cut out of the Evening Standard.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:50, closed)

While I love this joke
I hate the delivery by most people.

It should be delivered in a calm way, the way you would say piece of cake. Not shouted, the way one lad I know is determined to tell it every fucking time. Grr.

*click*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:03, closed)