This
"I couldn’t walk up to a girl and chat her up as she’d know I was chatting her up as I fancied her and wouldn’t mind hanging out of her and that wouldn’t do. I’d look like a right perv. Even though I did fancy her and I did want to sleep with her, that’s why I was contemplating chatting her up in the first place"

...is it in a nutshell.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:45, 1 reply)

I used to get that too.....
you're not the only one! I just thought it was so undignified. *raises nose*
(ConanTroutman thought we would free the vulture, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:15, closed)

It really is
The whole operation needs to be replaced with a ticket and queue system.

Do you mind if I go in front? I've only got this little basket...
( Dervel OTBC, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 13:51, closed)