There's something akin to DUN-DUN-DUUUURRRR!!!! THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!!
Its called the Friend Zone and you are well and truly stuck in it. Any self respecting fella who has a girl he considers his friend - and only his friend, drunk as a skunk, declaring their undying love for him coupled with a sudden and rampant desire to exhange bodily fluids, is going to say: "Err, no thanks..." 'Cuz they're your mate. You are in the Friend Zone. If, however, you told this same fella how you were feeling earlier under similar circumstances he'd probably think: I know this girl a bit, she's drunk, but - ahh, fuck it, why not? And that could, just could, be the start of a beautiful relationship (involving lots of shagging with any luck).
( SpankyHanky, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:49, 1 reply)

sex
is really fun
(Monkeystrumpet monkey. Monkey, MONKEY!!!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:19, closed)

Its real?
I thought sex was just an urban myth?
(Obi wanker nobi Its not a bug, its an unexpected feature, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:48, closed)