Horsey Girl
When I was the grand old age of 12 I asked out Karen. She was a whole 2 years above me but with her big brown eyes and long dark hair I just had to try and woo her.

Summoning all the courage a small white twiglet of a boy could muster I approached her in the corridor one 'wet playtime' (oh yeah!) when we weren't allowed onto the fields.

Me: "Will you got out with me?"

K: "I have a boyfriend....." I turned to walk away, deflated...."but yeah OK".

I turned back and smiled...thinking "Wow, not only have I pulled a girl two years my senior, but she is dumping her boyfriend for me!"

Sensing my inner thoughts, she soon set my confusion straight. She was to be my girlfriend during the week, but on weekends she was Scott's, as he also went horseriding and, well, hey it made sense right? WRONG!

However, I still had essentially got an older 'woman' and since on weekends I played football, this was probably my first experience of having a 'fuck buddy'. Only instead of fucking we sometimes had a quick kiss. A 'Kiss Buddy' - woooohoo!

It didn't last long, even at that age boys get a bit jealous and I heard she was now not only borrowing his rough-neck Snoopy and Woodstock flask on occasions, but occasionally meeting after school during the week. And that was MY time. (Despite not having the inclination or ability to bike the 10 miles to her house each night).

And so sadly it ended as it started, during a 'wet playtime' in the corridor.

I can only imagine the filth Karen, with a love for 2 men at once and horses has got up to since.

Apologies for length: Her horse was jealous also.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:19, 2 replies)

True..you missed out on a golden opportunity there!

(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:29, closed)

Yeah!
Woooo-eeerrr!
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:59, closed)