I was once in New Hampshire. USA
and I was dining alone, and flirting with the waitress a little. We were getting along good, when she said... "we've put this song on for you".

I strained my ears, but couldn't make it out. Confused, I had to ask..

"It's that song about the kangaroos.. you know, where you come from".

I had to inform her that, whilst I had seen most things in Salford, Kangaroos were not one them.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:56, 2 replies)

No?
I went to uni at Salford, and pretty sure I saw some mad boxing thing hopping down the street to chase and kill me on many occasions.
(Galahad is out of his gourd on yellow bentines, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 11:07, closed)

That reminds me of a t-shirt I saw in Vienna..
"Hey American - did you see any kanagaroos in Austria?"
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 14:16, closed)