Athletic, attractive blonde flatmate
comes downstairs a few minutes ago and asks my advice. It seems she doesn't know how to write a text to a guy suggesting they have casual sex but leaving herself an alternative explanation so she doesn't feel embarrassed if he says no.

Blew my freakin' mind.
( Ungersven would support SpankyHanky's patreon, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:14, 6 replies)

Clearly thinking too far ahead.
"If he says no"?

Women really don't understand men at all, do they? :P

I once suggested my mate text his ex with the simple phrase "U, me = sex?"

It doesn't work on women, though.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 4:53, closed)

Oh, I dunno
I've used pretty much that text on an ex and it worked...well, works ;)
( snee held his breath since, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:45, closed)

Just send this
If you can find me you can fuck me.
If you can't find me......




I'm in the wardrobe
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 9:10, closed)

With a geiger counter...
...some poison, a hammer and radiactive materials?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:53, closed)

Biggest laugh of the week from that!
Nice one.
( difficultchild, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:40, closed)

From experience
I'd just like to say that it fair tightens the nut sack when you first read it...

Pity about the 600km's between us
(schrodingers cat now you see me, or not, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 5:03, closed)