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Tell us your biggest successes and most embarrassing failures. Not that we're after new chat-up lines, or anything.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 10 Dec 2009, 11:36)
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I'm useless talking to women
Good job, I am a male adonis, and they talk me into bed before I even open my mouth and say something stupid to ruin getting my end away.
(ihaveab3tanamenow, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:53, 3 replies)
that's exactly like me
in fact I like to curl up into a ball next to the bar just in case I offend or hurt anyone. Amazingly Brazilian supermodels are genetically programmed to be attracted to this show of cowardice and I ended up in a jaccuzzi snorting mephodrone from their malnourished Brazilian underage bosom. Then a Honda Accord fell from the sky.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 8:56, closed)
As opposed
to a female Adonis?
(I helped save b3ta! SigmaX0 Dear Die Hard. You rock!, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 11:09, closed)
Bugger...
I wanted to say that. Well played sir!
(I helped save b3ta! difficultchild, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:31, closed)

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