The joys of Ingoldmells at 15....
I've never been very good talking to girls but always done reasonably well. This is due to the power I possess once I get blind drunk. I seriously wish I recorded what I said to them as come the next day I had no recollection at all and this stuff must have been verbal gold!

Away on a family holiday with my friend in tow, we were afforded the courtesy of being allowed to go off drinking alone with the family. We sat in a bar eyeing up some older ladies (probably around 18). He went off to the toilet and I joked that i'd go over and talk to them.

No sooner had he wondered off, this group of 4 hot older girls came over and sat with me, much to my surprise. The look on his face when he came back was priceless!

Needless to say I pulled the hottest one that night and was extremely pleased with myself. I have no idea what I said to them, again the beauty of my drunken patter. She was at least a foot taller and we must have looked ridiculous together.

Met up with the same group of girls later that week and this girls friend made a play for me, I was more than game.

Just a shame that my 15 year old stomach couldn't quiet handle the drink and I was pretty much sick everywhere while she watched. Might have put her off slightly, needless to say nothing happened that night.

Still successful holiday!
(Dr. Gonzo, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:09, 3 replies)

I like this.
But it really needs more Honda...
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 16:33, closed)

Thats Ingoldmells for ya
I take the kids there now, god knows what they're gonna get up over the next few years when they start buying their own alcohol.
(WillI'mNot logs in twice a year, every year, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 21:46, closed)

I don't think
"needless to say" means what you think it means.
(Shinigami, Thu 17 Dec 2009, 0:33, closed)