Cheap TatOneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."
Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.
What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?
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chthonic, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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BirthdaysWay back in the dark depths of the past, 2002 I think, I'd just started hanging round with new people. This was April, and one of this group, Will, was due a birthday. An 18th to be precise. Now my best friend, her boyfriend and I were making our way over to his, where there was to be a Party of Epic Proportions(TM). On the way there, we realised that we hadn't bought him a present, so we were making stops at every trashy junk shop Portsmouth has to offer, us being in the 16-18 age demographic at the time, and skint.
His present from us: A Jesus Action Figure. With moving arms!
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Trijian, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 4:33,
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no way!i want one too!
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Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 5 Jan 2008, 12:13,
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That isAWESOME!!!!
I have an Einstein action figure, we should fight them to end the eternal battle of religion vs science forever.
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