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OneEyedMonster remindes us about the crap you can buy in pound shops: "Batteries that lasted about an hour and then died. A screwdriver with a loose handle so I couldn't turn the damn screw, and a tape measure which wasn't at all accurate."

Similarly, my neighbour bought a lawnmower from Argos that was so cheap the wheels didn't go round, it sort of skidded over the grass whilst gently back-combing it.

What's the cheapest, most useless crap you've bought?

(, Fri 4 Jan 2008, 7:26)
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Lidl's finest Black Forest Ham
Looks like Parma ham, tastes like chavvy air freshener sprayed onto old fanny flaps.
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 22:00, 4 replies)
...air freshener sprayed onto old fanny flaps?
Cheap twat then...
(, Sun 6 Jan 2008, 23:00, closed)
I think it's supposed to taste like that.
I think parma ham is matured more, and smoked more delicately. Bavaria is a long way from Parma after all. Try the Serrano. its nice.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 1:47, closed)
emadex
Is that the air freshener scent in your ambulance?
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 6:53, closed)
You win...
The Frankspencer Award for Best Use of "Old Fanny Flaps" in 2008 so far.
(, Mon 7 Jan 2008, 10:18, closed)

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