Childhood AmbitionsHoratioFellatio writes:
"At the tender age of 13, my little hairless clockweights squirted their first dose of testosterone into my blood stream. The result was a mental alarm clock shouting, 'I NEED TO LOOK AT GIRL'S FANNIES.' I reasoned that if I became a Gynaecologist, I'd get to look at fannies all day.
"It was only when I reached the age of about 16 and learnt about STD's and yeast infections that I realised I'd only ever get to see diseased ones."
Tell us about your childhood career ambitions and the moment at which your aspirations crumbled into a pile of broken dreams.
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chthonic, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 12:02)
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Pigeon Streetis to blame for my childhood ambition. I wanted to be Long Distance Clara.
I then grew up to be a mighty 5'2 and there's no way my feet will reach the pedals of a dirty great artic lorry, nor would I be able to see over the steering wheel.
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kasterz loitering within tent since, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 22:00,
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