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Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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I believed that there were people in the TV.
And I was thoroughly confused when I looked in the back and saw loads of glowing tubes instead.

I was also fascinated by the fact that I could wave a pencil in front of my face and see strangely curved dark lines over the picture. (It's the result of the picture scanning down the screen as each frame refreshes.)
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:35, 25 replies)
Fascinating.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:54, closed)
^this
Let's see if merkins really do get sarcasm.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:54, closed)
Nope.

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 19:16, closed)
The least you could do is to provide context.
www.b3ta.com/questions/messingwithheads/post1502472

I might add that I have it on good authority that the guys in Cambridge really do refer to you as Fluffer.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:53, closed)
Awww. Doing a bit of lonely stalking?
Bless your socks. You don't know when you're beat, do you?
The context is in the screencap, you plonker.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 8:44, closed)

Stalking? Hardly. As I said, I have it on good authority from others.

By the way, that rich organic smell that seems to hang around your desk? It's not from the plumbing, it's from others crop dusting you.
(, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:40, closed)
See that bit about not knowing when you're beaten?
I'll give you a bit of time to read it again. I appreciate literacy isn't your strong point. What with you having no strong points.

Gosh. Look at everybody leaping to your defence.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 8:10, closed)
couldn't be arsed to read all that.
to summarise, the dull american bitched on offtopic about your horrendous bullying and nobody cared?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:05, closed)
No no. Far more pompous than that.
The dull american has proclaimed himself lord protector of the internet whose job it is to rescue the poor downtrodden souls from my terrible wickedness. Except all the poor downtrodden souls seems to think he's a pompous dick.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:10, closed)
I am one of these poor downtrodden souls and I think TRL is complete wanker.
This has been a public service announcement from Battered. You're welcome. © 2012.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:15, closed)
I didn't think it was a game.
Whatever, Fluffer. Enjoy yourself.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:27, closed)
I'd love to.
But unfortunately a pompous and unpopular american nobody on the internet has recently informed me that my life is miserable. Sad times.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 12:59, closed)
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
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(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 10:42, closed)
Of course we do.
We also know how to stay classy, an art which appears to be dying out across the pond.
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:54, closed)
lol

(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 22:17, closed)
you stay classy, san diego.
LOOK! LOOK! I MADE A FUNNY BY REFERENCING A FILM FROM YEARS AGO! I'VE GONE ON HOLIDAY BY MISTAKE! PHONE HOME! OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS, HAL! WOULD YOU LIKE A LITTLE GIN AND TONIC, ANGELA?
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 11:07, closed)
FFS!, now people know my name and are repeating it on here.
Twat!

I have also decided to ignore you now as Dr Shambolic is doing a better job than me.
(, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 7:46, closed)
Hahaha, you fucked him.

(, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 12:52, closed)
Hahahah, I've seen your girlfriend.
Fuck it, Hahahahahaha, I've seen you.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 21:02, closed)

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