Don't do drugs.
Because I know someone who knows someone that took an E and climbed a tree naked in a park and fingered herself in front of everyone.

If you take acid you can convince yourself that you're an orange and peel yourself, or convince yourself you are superman and jump of a building.

This girl my sister knows went to a party took one line of cocaine and bled out of every orifice.

Smoking weed to much sends you insane I know a bloke who smoked to much then used to wank into the clothes rails at Topshop.

I believed all of these.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:16, 9 replies)

Sorry if this is a little indelicate but
are you a complete moron?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:18, closed)

That's what drugs do to a man

( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 21:08, closed)

I took acid quite a lot.
I stopped when I realised what a complete shit I was and spent the next eight or so hours tearing my personality apart with surgical precision, from which I barely escaped killing myself.

It took me about three months to get my shit together again.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:18, closed)

I took it for the first time last year, was good fun.
I understand how it could go terribly wrong though.
(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:36, closed)

It's a filthy, dirty drug. They put stricnine (rat poison) in it to make you rush
Stick to mushrooms.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:44, closed)

I used to believe that drugs would me lazy,
but then I found out that...oh,who cares?
(universalpsykopath loves what you've done with your hair., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:24, closed)

An acid casualty, a speed freak, and a pot head all die and go to the next world.
The next world is a massive wall, and on one side is a constant party, the other, desert. They're in the desert.

The acid casualty goes "Right ... I know ... what we'll do, right ... pffft ... we'll ... hahahaha ... we'll all take loads of acid, right ... and then we'll all fly over the wall!"

The speed freak goes "Nonono what we're gonna do right what we're gonna do is we're all going to take fucking SHIT LOADS of speed right fucking SHIT LOADS of speed right and then we'll fucking SMASH through the wall right ... "

The pot head goes "Guys ... why don't we just, like ... skin up ... and do it tomorrow ... ?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:31, closed)

meh lets watch some family guy.

(shezam slouching towards nirvana., Wed 18 Jan 2012, 17:35, closed)

The last one has a ring of truth about it.

( Infidel , shit and wrong, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 18:53, closed)